Somebody at work took it upon herself to use the intercom to announce that Michael Jackson's verdict was forthcoming, so a dozen coworkers gathered in front of the television for the live report. Okay, I was there too, but I was on my lunch break anyway.
The results were delayed while the judge reviewed all the counts; meanwhile, we were forced to view this caption on Court TV for at least 15 minutes:
The jury has reached a verdict will be announced shortly.
It's not just me, right? Right?