MTV 2005 Movie Awards

A full-page ad for MTV 2005 Movie Awards boasts in gigantic letters:

Fallon's behind the scenes affair!


Hollywood's hatred of punctuation is going overboard. Reading the copy, I was thinking that Mr. Fallon was behind something. Ooh, what is it? How exciting, he's behind an affair! A scenes affair . . . WTF?

One more time, folks:

behind-the-scenes affair

such as

an affair behind the scenes

Yay, more job security for meeeee! Either that or they're trying to phase me out. Bastards!

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