A full-page ad for MTV 2005 Movie Awards boasts in gigantic letters:
Fallon's behind the scenes affair!
Hollywood's hatred of punctuation is going overboard. Reading the copy, I was thinking that Mr. Fallon was behind something. Ooh, what is it? How exciting, he's behind an affair! A scenes affair . . . WTF?
One more time, folks:
an affair behind the scenes
Yay, more job security for meeeee! Either that or they're trying to phase me out. Bastards!