Barry's Bakery needs to work on its product descriptions. For example:
As a sweet lover, I searched for a treat that I could enjoy without guilt.
Well, as a fantastic lover, I also enjoy guilt-free treats, but I wouldn't put that on a package. While I was searching for the company's web site, I found an article by somebody else, trashing the ridiculous copy. In his rewrite, he was also compelled to hyphenate sweet-lover to avoid TMI.