Baaaaad man!

Thanks, The Smoking Gun, for ruining my morning with this distressful item and then making up for it with this grade-A typo!



Alan did not see LeRoy's gentiles and didn't remember if he was wearing any underwear.

That's genitals, Sheriff Arpaio, genitals! It's okay, you typed it under stress.

I also noticed that, at the top of the page, the report lists Alan Goats (the lamb's guardian) as the victim, but, within the document, Sheriff Arpaio writes:

I saw the victim for the first time. She was a small grey lamb about three feet tall and four feet long.

(Sigh.)