|Oh, those directions are just a formality. Don't tell me you're reading it!|
Here's a curious label from Hyland's, maker of homeopathic goodies. Pop quiz: How many tablets does it indicate for you to take if you are 13? How about 6?
Adults & Children ages 6 - 12: 4 tablets.
Children ages 1 - 6: 2 tablets.
All right, let's take a closer look.
- Under 1: No tabwets for cute widdle babies.
- 1 to 5: Two tablets. Yes, dear, it's like candy.
- 6: Two or four tablets. Up to you. Don't fuck this up.
- 7 to 12: Four tablets.
- 13 to 17: Take a hike.
- 18 or older: Four tablets.